The AP reports that an argument between two men at a health care protest ended when Mr. Pro-reform man bit the finger off Mr. Anti-reform. If you are thinking that biter man took of the pointer of middle finger (for obvious reasons) you would be incorrect. It was Mr. Anti-reform's pinky finger.

As warm and fuzzy as that story may leave you, it actually gets better. Mr. Biter Pro-reform ran before police arrived and Mr. A.R. proudly supplied his medicare information to hospital personnel. If you feel the need to tell him your thoughts, he should be easily identifiable as his pinky could not be reattached.